Really good one. THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER ________________________________ Older Version The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. Modern Version The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant ' s a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. TV1, TV2 & TV3 show up to ! provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. The majority of the Malaysian Parliment stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper allowed suffering so? Khairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ' s house . Nazri goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter. MOst of the related people criticizes the Malaysia Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper. The local news paper & the Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) . Deputy minister immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers. Hishammudin makes 'More Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services. The Ant; fined for failing to comply with 30% sharing and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by maju ---------. Prime Minister announces to the whole Malaysia that this is part of the NEP and all have to respect, no question ask and have to follow it. Many years later The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in Malaysia because of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers, Malaysia is still a developing country!!! All bcos the ANTS are still doing their work.............................
Archive for February, 2008
HONG KONG (Reuters) –and actor said on Thursday he would step away from the to “heal himself,” in his first public appearance since a sex scandal broke.
The Canadian-born Chen, a hip hop artist and Asian film star who has appeared in films such as, the film which inspired ‘s Oscar-winning film “ ,” admitted for the first time that most of the pictures circulating on the Internet had been taken by him.
“These photos were very private and have not been shown to people and were never intended to be shown to anyone,” the 27-year-old said in a calm voice amid a flood of camera flashes from the hundreds of reporters gathered.
“I have failed as a role model. However I wish that this matter will teach everyone a lesson.”
He said in a brief statement he would fulfill existing commitments before stepping down “indefinitely.” He added that he would dedicate himself to charity and community work.
“I’ve decided to do this to give myself an opportunity to heal myself and to search my soul.”
Hong Kong police have so far made 10 arrests in connection with the scandal.
HONG KONG – Hong Kong actor Edison Chen admitted Thursday taking most of the widely circulated photos showing him and several women performing sexual acts, as he spoke publicly for the first time on a scandal that has shocked the Chinese-speaking world. But Chen didn’t identify the women in the photos, which appear to show him and several female stars _ including singer Gillian Chung and actress Cecilia Cheung _ either engaged in sex acts or in sexually suggestive poses. “These photos were very private and have not been shown to people and were never intended to be shown to anyone,” Chen said at a press conference, adding the photos were stolen and distributed without his approval. Hong Kong police have already arrested several people in connection with the photos. The scandal has dominated headlines in Hong Kong for weeks, with the images widely circulated over the Internet. Chen, 27, who returned to Hong Kong from the U.S. on Thursday, apologized profusely for the photos and said he would take an indefinite break from the Hong Kong entertainment industry after fulfilling his outstanding contracts. “I’m deeply saddened by this. And I apologize that everyone had to go through this,” he said.
Who is Barack Obama?
For your info and for us to pray for God’s appointed President of USA as it will affect us in one way or another!
Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHIEST from Wichita, Kansas. Obama’s parents met at the University of Hawaii.
When Obama was two years old, his parents divorced. His father returned to Kenya. His mother then married Lolo Soetoro, a RADICAL Muslim from Indonesia. When Obama was 6 years old, the family relocated to Indonesia. Obama attended a MUSLIM school in Jakarta. He also spent two years in a Catholic school.
Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim. He is quick to point out that, ‘He was once a Muslim, but that he also attended Catholic school.’
Obama’s political handlers are attempting to make it appear that Obama’s introduction to Islam came via his father, and that this influence was temporary at best. In reality, the senior Obama returned to Kenya soon after the divorce, and never again had any direct influence over his son’s education.
Lolo Soetoro, the second husband of Obama’s mother, Ann Dunham, introduced his, stepson to Islam. Obama was enrolled in a Wahabi school in Jakarta. Wahabism is the RADICAL teaching that is followed by the Muslim terrorists who are now waging Jihad against the western world. Since it is politically expedient to be a CHRISTIAN when seeking Major public office in the United States, Barack Hussein Obama has joined the United Church of Christ in an attempt to downplay his Muslim background.
ALSO, keep in mind that when he was sworn into office, he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran (Their equivalency to our Bible, but very different beliefs)
Let us all remain alert concerning Obama’s expected presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start than at the highest level – through the President of the United States, one of their own!!!!
Please tell everyone you know. Would you want this man leading THE WORLD???
If you do not have anything else to tell, please tell this to all your friends………this is very scary to think of what lies ahead of the United States…….. better heed this and pray about it and share it.
THIS DEFINITELY WARRANTS LOOKING INTO. THE
UNITED STATES WAS FOUNDED, ‘ONE NATION UNDER GOD’. ALMIGHTY GOD, NOT
THE GOD OF THE KORAN.
A remarkable phone call from a 12-yr old boy to Houston radio station
KSBJ FM 89.3. So profound, the station has it posted on their website.
Click below to listen to it. It’s short ..
Click here: YouTube – Logan, the Sky Angel Cowboy!
Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them
Let ‘s find out just how clever you really are….
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?
If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You’re not very good at this, are you?
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.
Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 What is the total?
Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you’ll get the last question right….
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Did you Answer Nunu?
NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
He just has to open his mouth and ask…
It’s really very simple…. Like you!
PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Remote Control Gate News from a friend residing in the new Taman Palm Grove near the surau. I have something to share with you. (It happened 2 to 3 weeks ago)
Remote Controlled or Auto GATES do not seem to deter robbers…
A lady could not open her remote controlled gate because someone tied her gate. She thought her control was faulty, so she got out of her car to check… She was suddenly slashed (hands, etc) by a man with a parang. She lost her handbag and she was hospitalised. It happened in Taman Gembira Klang. Two men planned this attack. They tie up remote controlled gates and wait to strike… Please pass this to warn those who own remote controlled gates… BEWARE!!!