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Cyn Sheng!!!


What Ling Cyn Sheng Means


You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.
You are light hearted and accepting. You don’t get worked up easily.
Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It’s easy to get you excited… which can be a good or bad thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don’t stick with any one thing for very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don’t appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs.

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in.
You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising.
You may miss out by not settling down, but you’re too busy having fun to care.

You are the total package – suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don’t always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don’t have as much going for them as you do.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you… especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You’re a strong person.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

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Batman for real…

Funny …but real ?!
 

I was asking this guy ..

“What’s your name ..?”
 
 
 
 ” Batman ..”
 
 
 
 
“Ya? And your surname ?”

” Superman ..”

” Oh, trying to be funny, huh? Let me speak to your manager !!

I want to see your I/C …”

After seeing Batman’s I/C, I called for the rest of the workers ..

” Lulu Seow”, … “Teh Loo Tan..” , “Koay Bang KeK ..”

Still doubting ?? I can show you their I/Cs also !!
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Air Putih state assemblyperson and DAP secretary-general Lim Guan Eng was just sworn as Penang’s fourth chief minister.

The ceremony took place at the governor’s residence Seri Mutiara.

This is the first time a DAP-led government will rule the state, which was held by Gerakan since 1969.

Also present in the ceremony were Lim’s father Kit Siang – a party stalwart – and his wife Betty Chew, herself a state assemblywoman for Kota Laksamana in Malacca.

Outgoing CM and Gerakan acting president Dr Koh Tsu Koon was also present. His party was routed in the general election by a rampant DAP-led opposition.

Lim said that among the first thing that his administration would do is to enact a Freedom of Information Act and seek all public office bearers to publicly declare their personal assets.

He has also said that the government will look at restoring local council elections and will hold open tenders for all government procurement and contracts.

In one of his first acts as the new chief minister, Lim has waived all  summonses issued by the local councils against hawkers and parking offenders.

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Former Port Klang assemblyperson Zakaria Md Deros died early today after suffering a heart attack.

He was pronounced dead by a doctor at 2.30am. He was 62.

Zakaria gained infamy in 2006 when he had a run-in with the law for not submitting building plans for his mansion, dubbed as a istana (palace) by his detractors.

A former Klang municipal councillor, Zakaria was found not to have paid the assessment for another property for 12 years, while his family was caught operating an illegal satay restaurant on government reserve land.

He was dropped from the BN line-up for the just-ended general election, replaced by his daughter-in-law Roselinda Abdul Jamil. She however failed to retain the seat.

His mansion has 21 bathrooms and 16 bedrooms, including 11 that occupied by each of his children, as well as a VIP room, three living rooms, a dining hall and a prayer room.

The house also has a swimming pool, several gazebos, an orchard, a two-hole golf lawn, an office, a storeroom, two rooms for maids as well as a wet kitchen and a dry kitchen.

Complaints of breathing difficulties

According to Bernama, quoting Zakaria’s daughter Liza, the politician returned home at about 1am from Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC) where he had followed developments of the Umno and Barisan Nasional (BN) supreme council meetings with his friends.

“My father was his usual self talking to us after returning from PWTC when he suddenly experienced breathing difficulties. He did not complain of any discomfort earlier,” she told Bernama.

She said that a doctor was immediately summoned to the house and he confirmed that her father had died.

Zakaria’s body was taken to the Kuala Sungai Baru muslim cemetery in Malacca at about 12 noon.

About 5,000 visitors paid their last respects to Zakaria since early morning today. Former Selangor Menteri Besar Dr Mohd Khir Toyo is learnt to have paid his condolence at about 3am. Several former Selangor state assemblypersons and Umno division leaders also were present.

Both Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi and his deputy Najib Abdul Razak also paid their last respects this morning. Abdullah was accompanied by his wife Jeanne.

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Goodbye Sam  

Rough Little Indian Boys 

 

Lingam’s Devil Curry

Check Three Times (Chua Soi Lek)

The Family Tree

(1) Barisan has announced that its new national symbol is the Condom, because it accurately reflects the government stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives us a sense of security while we’re actually being screwed!

(2) Pak Lah and Samy Vellu were in a helicopter looking down Kuala Lumpur. Pak Lah said, “Samy, if I throw two RM100 notes down, two people will be happy.”

Not wanting to be outdone, Samy said, “If I throw 200 RM1 notes, 200 people will be happy.”

The pilot heard the conversation and said, “If I throw the two of you down, 27 million Malaysians will be happy.”

(3) Three guys were arguing as to what race Adam and Eve were. The Malay guy said they must be Malay as they are so good looking. The Chinese guy said that they must be Chinese as they are so calm even with a snake.

The Indian guy said that they must be Malaysian-Indian as they have no shelter, no clothes, no money, share one apple, advised by a snake who told them that they are living in paradise!

(4) Pak Lah, Najib, Shahrizat and Anwar were sitting in a KTM train heading up to Penang for campaigning. Near Ipoh, the train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. Shahrizat and Pak Lah are sitting there looking perplexed.

Najib is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Pak Lah is thinking: “These guys are all crazy after Shahrizat. Najib must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.”

Shahrizat is thinking: “Najib must have moved to kiss me, but kissed Pak Lah instead and got slapped.”

Najib is thinking: “Damn it, Pak Lah must have tried to kiss Shahrizat, she thought it was me and slapped me instead.”

Anwar is thinking: “If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Najib again.”

(5) Barisan wins the election. To celebrate, they decide to send more angkasawan to space. Najib calls together a group of Umnoputra cosmonauts.

Saudara saudara sekalian, we successfully sent our man Muzaffar to space using tax payers’ money the last time. Since we have more than enough tax payers’ money, the Cabinet has decided that you will all now fly to the sun.

But Datuk, we will be burnt to crisp.
Jangan takut, the Barisan government has thought of everything … you will fly at night!

(6) Today’s election brings to mind the old Northern Ireland election slogan –  “VOTE EARLY AND VOTE OFTEN”

(7) A priest is dying in a church. Before he dies, he asked for Pak La La La Lah and Khai Ri Ri Riry to be beside his deathbed. Both of them were excited at this opportunity because they thought it would be good for their image with the elections right around the corner.

At the priest’s deathbed, they asked, “Father, why did you ask us to be with you on your deathbed?”

The priest replied, “Because I wanted to die like Jesus Christ. He died between two thieves, and I wanted to do the same.”

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A funny video of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton….it might seem familiar to you….haha…guess and see….it is a modified version of Rihanna’s hit song Umbrella….

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